Well, in this case the lady in question would be Verizon Wireless; the cup more than half full is Vodafone Group (LSE:VOD).
Call me a worrier but when a deal seems to be too good to be true, I do begin to have my doubts.
Don't get me wrong; when I bought Vodafone shares in January 2013 - it was specifically in the expectation of the sale of its Verizon Wireless shareholding. What puzzled me was the combination of the attractive dividend plus this potential windfall - implying that the market didn't think much of Vodafone or the potential sale.
Vodafone is of course one of the perennial high-yield dividend shares - almost a 'must-have' for any income portfolio. I already took some profits on my holding in November 2011 at £1.77 but then jumped back in January 2013 at £1.65: not too bad a call in retrospect.
Today the price has spiked upwards, breaking through my 'sell' barrier (capital gain > 5 years' dividend income) and nets a 33% profit. So, after some hesitation - as the yield is still attractive - and facing up to my mental biases, I have sold up. The downside of any glitch in the Verizon sale could be messy and we mis-programmed humans put more value on potential losses than potential gains (rather than valuing them equally). What are you going to do? I just try to delay the urge to sell...
I wouldn't blame you for holding on to your VOD shares (assuming you are lucky enough to be holding some). Some income-oriented dividend-share strategies are based on a 'buy and forget' approach: for example, Stephen Bland's HYP approach, which pointed me in this income-investing direction in the first place. However, I think that misses a key fact about high-yield shares: they are out-of-favour because of some risk element perceived by the wider market (in fact a species of 'value' share). Personally, I don't think that the market gets it wrong for a sustained period and - sometimes - it is possible to profit from the market's temporary distaste for a share or fixed-income security.
Having sold, my mental tension is reduced. But the bigger problem is now: what on earth to buy?
(Answers on a digital postcard, please.)
[Sale price: £2.21]
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